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May 31, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. Former-teacher Mary Kay Letourneau and former-student-turned-husband Vili Fualaau have filed for divorce after 12 years of marriage. Fualaau shouldn’t be surprised, he, better than anyone, should...
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June 2, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. According to a new poll, there are more gay people in America than adult virgins. This according to a poll taken somewhere other than ComicCon. 2. Doctors are warning women against a new trend of...
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July 7, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. While in Poland with her husband, First Lady Melania Trump said all people should be allowed to “live their lives without fears.” Well, she didn’t so much say it as she blinked it with her eyes in...
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November 10, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. Last week in Germany, movie-goers were forced to evacuate a theater after a man tried to open a beer with pepper spray. When asked if he was crying because he was exposed to the pepper spray, one...
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February 2, 2018 – Monologue Jokes
1. According to reports, President Trump is considering firing Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein. “I don’t like that sound of that,” said Steve Bannon upon hearing Rosenstein’s last name. 2....
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March 16, 2018 – Monologue Jokes
1. Pornstar Stormy Daniels said that the recent news surrounding her alleged affair with President Trump has been great for business. In fact, to accommodate the increase in demand, Stormy is looking...
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June 15, 2018 – Monologue Jokes
1. According to handwriting experts, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un’s signature, penned on a historic agreement with President Trump on Tuesday, indicates his ambition and creativity. While Trump’s...
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May 13, 2019 – Monologue Jokes
1. Prosecutors in Florida have dropped all charges against a man who put an “I Eat Ass” bumper sticker on his car. But the man is not out of the woods yet, he still has to deal with the trademark...
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August 12, 2019 – Monologue Jokes
1. A 107-year-old woman in the Bronx said the secret to her long life was never getting married. “Solid advice,” said Nicole Brown Simpson. 2. Last week, a Florida man who goes by the name ‘Murder’ and...
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September 23, 2019 – Monologue Jokes
1. A documentary about alleged sexual abuse by Michael Jackson won an Emmy on Saturday. In response, the estate of Michael Jackson said the late singer would be horrified by the award, mainly because...
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