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April 24, 2014 – Monologue Jokes
1. Yesterday, ESPN suspended reporter Darren Rovell after tweeting a disparaging comment about an obese man who was sitting courtside in Chicago during the Bulls first round playoff matchup against the...
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May 21, 2014 – Monologue Jokes
1. A federal judge struck down Pennsylvania’s ban on same-sex marriage on Thursday. As a result, Philadelphia’s nickname, the city of brotherly love, remains unchanged. 2. Some experts say North Korea...
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June 2, 2014 – Monologue Jokes
1. Democratic lawmakers in Delaware have introduced a bill that would decriminalize the possession of a small amount of marijuana. Weed is perfect for those residents who think time doesn’t move slow...
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July 11, 2014 – Monologue Jokes
1. A new report shows that CNN is the most trustworthy news source, reporting the news correctly 83% of the time. While the least trustworthy news source is whoever conducted that report. 2. This...
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July 25, 2014 – Monologue Jokes
1. Yesterday, Kim Kardashian revealed that her daughter North West had taken her first steps. But, if she’s anything like her mother, I’m sure she still feels more comfortable on her knees. 2. Rapper...
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July 28, 2014 – Monologue Jokes
1. Last week, the Prime Minister of Ukraine announced his resignation. So let me be the first to congratulate the next Prime Minister of Ukraine, Vladimir Putin. 2. A teenager in India, who had more...
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August 1, 2014 – Monologue Jokes
1. The NBA announced Thursday that it would be putting its social-media identifier, @NBA, on all game balls starting next season. This marks the first time a Twitter feed will appear on balls and not...
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September 12, 2014 – Monologue Jokes
1. In a recent interview, the Dalai Lama told a newspaper that he sees no need for a successor. Or, as it is known in the U.S., pulling a Leno. 2. An inventor in Missouri has created a new sleeping bag...
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September 26, 2014 – Monologue Jokes
1. Two people are suing Madison Square Garden for allegedly over-serving them at a recent Billy Joel concert. When he heard the news, Joel, out of habit, exclaimed, “I wasn’t the one driving, I swear!”...
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October 1, 2014 – Monologue Jokes
1. New grandmother Hillary Clinton was presented with a slew of gifts, mostly books, for her new granddaughter, Monday afternoon at private New York City fundraiser. The presents included a special...
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January 12, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. On Sunday, while baptizing 33 infants in the Sistine Chapel, Pope Francis told the mothers to feel free to breastfeed if their babies cried or were hungry. Which was a nice sentiment, but I think...
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January 14, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. At a recent Knicks game, a fan kissed a total stranger after her boyfriend refused to participate in the Kiss Cam. That’s crazy, there were three people at a Knicks game? 2. A Beverly Hills rare...
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February 12, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. A new study suggests that smoking may kill 60,000 to 120,000 more people in the U.S. each year than previously thought. After adjusting the numbers, cigarettes are now responsible for the second...
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February 27, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. Two escaped llamas led authorities in Phoenix on a long chase on Thursday as audiences nationwide were captivated by the live feed on their TVs. The last time America was this focused on a police...
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April 16, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. On Wednesday, former New England Patriot Aaron Hernandez was found guilty of first degree murder and sentenced to life in prison without parole. So now it’s just a waiting game to see if NFL...
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May 4, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. On Saturday, American Pharaoh won the 141st Kentucky Derby with Firing Line coming in second and Dortmund taking third. Unsurprisingly, last place went to I’m Glue Now. 2. After losing in an...
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May 8, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. A diamond-covered gold Cartier watch valued at more than $100,000 was accidentally left at a Newark Liberty International Airport security checkpoint on Tuesday. Said the owner of the misplaced...
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June 23, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. President Obama made news over the weekend by using the n-word in a podcast while discussing race. Marking the first time FoxNews has ever supported Obama. 2. Over the weekend, a pregnant Kim...
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June 26, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. In a recent interview, Duke basketball coach Mike Krzyzewski said he is on Twitter under an alias so he can keep track of what his players are doing online. Which probably means Dick Vitale isn’t...
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July 15, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. Street artist Shepard Fairey, who created the iconic Obama “Hope” poster, turned himself into police on Tuesday on charges he defaced several properties in Detroit. Begging the question, how could...
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